Think HIPAA is tedious? Think again!

Every healthcare professional has had to deal with HIPAA in some way. Whether it’s through annual training sessions, gossiping about patients, dealing with faulty computer systems, or simply misplacing files with patient information, almost every doctor has had close calls with this law.

So if you’re a medical professional or business associate and you need a bit of a laugh, here are 15+ memes about HIPAA laws, regulations, and practices that are sure to make you chuckle.

No Monkeying Around!

From the point of view of healthcare professionals, HIPAA can feel like the three monkeys that convey the “hear nothing, see nothing, say nothing” concept.

When it comes to patient confidentiality, you have to act like you didn’t hear any protected health information (PHI). Why? Because if unauthorized individuals hear this information, it’s a clear violation, even if it’s unintentional.

People also like to gossip, resulting in a high percentage of HIPAA violations. To prevent these violations from occurring, you need to act as if you had not heard anything, to begin with.

You also need to keep any visual medical information to yourself. This could include cysts, lymphomas, and other conditions that are visible to the naked eye. Again, people like to talk about what they know.

Especially if someone has an unusual condition like a large mass that requires removal. It could also include gossiping about a patient’s outrageous behavior that may lead to accidentally revealing patient information.

Most importantly, due to human nature, it is important that you simply don’t talk about what happens during appointments. After all, as I mentioned before, gossip is one of the easiest ways for doctors to breach HIPAA laws and regulations.

HIPAA Converstations

HIPAA and casual conversations don’t mix. You aren’t allowed to share patient names and other identifiable information.

You especially cannot share identifiable information and diagnostic information. The only reason a doctor should share diagnostic information is either to teach students about the case or to consult the case with another doctor.

Technical Difficulties of Confidentiality

Due to the little information a healthcare professional can share, it may come off to other patients that they have no idea what they’re doing.

Imagine you don’t work in the medical industry but your spouse does. Your spouse follows the HIPAA laws and regulations due to work, making conversations about work very awkward. You ask your spouse, “What did you do at work today? Anything interesting?”

Although they can tell you about their day, they can’t go into a great amount of detail due to the PHI that they handle.

Your spouse tells you that they cannot answer those questions due to the nature of the job. It almost seems like they either don’t do anything or they have no idea what they are doing. You certainly don’t know what they are doing at work because you aren’t a doctor!

Double Patient Standards

Double standards are a real pain, aren’t they? Why should you have to follow the HIPAA rules if the patient is going to post all over social media that they had surgery? Why can’t you share a picture of the huge tumor you removed if the patient posts the picture online for everyone to see?

As the professional and the employee in the situation, you need to abide by the rules. You need to maintain the industry standards so that the patients feel comfortable seeking treatment from your organization.

Patients can share information about themselves as they see fit. Therefore, if they want to share that they just got out of surgery or post a selfie while on the operating table, they can.

Cats Will Be Cats, Even with HIPAA

A stereotype about cats is that they love boxes. They’re also known to sit on any object that changes locations or gets introduced to the cat’s environment. This includes a stack of medical papers, regardless of the sensitive information on them.

If cats could read and talk like humans, then there would be a possibility that they might share your health information. If cats could also be doctors, then this sharing of information could violate HIPAA.

Lucky for you, cats aren’t healthcare providers and they cannot read or speak the way humans can. Therefore, there’s no possibility that they can violate HIPAA. They are simply guilty of making a mess and being cute.

HIPAA is At The Door

The point of HIPAA is that you can’t share confidential information.

Maybe you use this joke in the workplace when you see your co-workers gossiping or talking about things they should not be discussing when on the clock. It could be a very effective and subtle way to keep doctors or nurses in check when it comes to the HIPAA privacy rule.

Just Don't Do It

In the medical world, it's all about privacy, security and confidentiality. When you see new doctors and students touring the hospital or clinic, it’s important to reinforce HIPAA as much as possible. This could include.

Don’t do it! Don’t snoop; don’t gossip. Pretend your mouth has a zipper and got zippeed shut when it comes to medical diagnoses and patient health.

Violations in Secrecy

This isn’t true. A HIPAA violation is still a violation whether the deed got exposed or not. Any illegal activity isn’t good, regardless of whether or not the crime goes to court.

The best way to protect yourself against lawsuits, fines, and jail time is to not commit the crime in the first place.

A Family Affair

Not everyone likes their family. They can be invasive to your privacy and their incessant questions are so annoying.

Maybe that’s a good reason to become a healthcare professional! If they ask questions about your job, just tell them you can’t because of federal law. Soon, they’ll just give up and leave you alone!

Conclusion

I hope you enjoyed all of these HIPAA jokes.

Sometimes HIPAA training can be boring, but it doesn’t have to be. Maybe you have been in a situation similar to one of the jokes above. Or maybe you’ve even helped prevent one of the situations from occurring.

You'll have to deal with HIPAA regulations and, with current trends in mind, a breach is practically inevitable. Those situations can be very stressful and have legal consequences.

Even so, a good HIPAA joke can help lighten the tense workday of any healthcare professional.